Twelve skeletons. Twelve situations nobody survives gracefully.
Pick your coworker.
Bones is the afterlife's employee of the month program. Skeletons clocking in at the DMV, melting on the grill, holding for a representative since before phones existed. Every design is an original retro-cartoon scene — no text on the art, because the picture is the joke. Printed to order on soft black tees for people whose humor is as dark as their wardrobe. Bones is a Glytch label: dead serious about not being serious.
US standard shipping is $8.00 flat — and FREE on orders of $70 or more. Every shirt is printed to order, then shipped straight to your door.
Black tees in M, L and XL ($12.99), 2XL ($14.99) and 3XL ($16.49). Gildan Softstyle, classic fit, softer than a skeleton's handshake.
Printed on demand, one at a time, when you order — no warehouse stock, no waste, no mass-produced graveyard of unsold tees.
30-day returns on unworn tees. If your order arrives damaged, defective or just plain wrong, reach out through your order receipt and we'll make it right — even skeletons honor a deal.
New drops, dead jokes and first dibs — straight to your inbox. No spam. Skeletons hate spam; it has too much meat on it.
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New skeleton drops, dark jokes and first dibs — before the living get a look. Full price, zero spam, all funny bones.
